5 Smart Turkeys
Oh - Five smart turkeys are we.
We slept all night in a tree.
When the cook came around, we couldn't be found.
And that's why we're here ---- you see!
Oh - Four smart turkeys we are.
We hid beneath the cook's car.
When the car key was turned, our feathers got burned
and smelled like a bad ---- cigar!
Oh - Three smart turkeys we're keen.
We hid in the washing machine.
Though we're covered with soap, we have lots of hope.
We're not only safe ---- we're clean!
Oh - Two smart turkeys are here.
The cook is getting too near.
So we went to the zoo and found lots to do
We're getting a new ---- career!
Oh - One smart turkey am I.
To leave, I just learned to fly.
When the cook went to bed, I circled his head
And splattered him with ---- a pie!
Oh - Five smart turkeys are we
And that's why we're here ---- you see!
We slept all night in a tree.
When the cook came around, we couldn't be found.
And that's why we're here ---- you see!
Oh - Four smart turkeys we are.
We hid beneath the cook's car.
When the car key was turned, our feathers got burned
and smelled like a bad ---- cigar!
Oh - Three smart turkeys we're keen.
We hid in the washing machine.
Though we're covered with soap, we have lots of hope.
We're not only safe ---- we're clean!
Oh - Two smart turkeys are here.
The cook is getting too near.
So we went to the zoo and found lots to do
We're getting a new ---- career!
Oh - One smart turkey am I.
To leave, I just learned to fly.
When the cook went to bed, I circled his head
And splattered him with ---- a pie!
Oh - Five smart turkeys are we
And that's why we're here ---- you see!